Dog Paperweight
click hope this one makes you laugh ???????
1. Lower corner of screen has the words "Etch-a-sketch" on it.
2. It's celebrity spokesman is that "Hey Vern!" guy.
3. In order to start it you need some jumper cables and a friend's car.
4. It's slogan is "Pentium: redefining mathematics".
5. The "quick reference" manual is 120 pages long.
6. Whenever you turn it on, all the dogs in your neighborhood start howling.
7. The screen often displays the message, "Ain't it break time yet?"
8. The manual contains only one sentence: "Good Luck!"
9. The only chip inside is a Dorito.
10. You've decided that your computer is an excellent addition to your fabulous paperweight collection.
OPPS TEN REASONS WHY YOU NEED A NEWER COMPUTER
Hi Chris,
I Loved #3.
Especially #5.
#6 Put a Smile on My Face(Reminds Me of My Dogs).
#7 Q.A. That's for sure.
#8 This one had Me Laughing and so True.
#10 That's Me many many times.
Thank You Dear Friend for making Me Laugh and a Big Smile on My Face..The way I feel today this is PRICELESS to Me..Have a good day and a Great Weekend My Dear Irish Friend..
A Great Big Shinning Star for You Sweetie..
Your Friend,
poppy1
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